Me: Do these pants make my butt look big?
Smartass Cousin: No, but your butt makes those pants look big.
Junior Senior - “Move Ya Feet”
sammysaurus: happy christmas
Anonymous asked: I'm just wondering but how did you manage to be so lucky to be friends with celebrities like Jon Ting and John Springer? I always hear about them and see their pics online but I feel like they don't even know I exist!
Anonymous asked: what do you do??? are u a writer??
The Dears - “Omega Dog”
dnguyen: party and bs oh yea turtle daniel...
Okay. November is over. I did not write a novel. I did not write anything. I did nothing productive. I am kind of disappointed, but also kind of satisfied. Sometimes it feels good to do nothing. I promised you pictures and stories from my trip, but I still haven’t found my camera cord.
Vampire Weekend - “Ottoman” Thank you...
Bob Schneider - “40 Dogs (Like Romeo and...